fairytale anecdote
Ivan talks about the death of Koshchei:
- No, breaking the needle is too easy. I'll put it in the sewing machine. Let him shake it!
stinging
At the tailor, the lady chooses the fabric for the coat:
I want one color...
- Why, madam ... you obviously weigh no more than a hundred kilograms?
Purely feminine
- Well, how do you like my dress? Really glamorous?
How much did you pay for the fabric?
- 50 hryvnia.
- No ... Glamorous is when 550, and 50 is vulgar! ...
Purely masculine
The man follows the girl and tries to get to know her:
- Girl, girl! .. what is your name? ..
The girl turns around to answer, but does not have time, because the man cries out as if stung:
- Oh! .. What is it, woman, you go in such a skirt? You are misleading people!
Purely childish
Boys become boys and girls become girls because they are dressed as boys or as girls.
Almost erotic
Rzhevsky:
- Natasha! This is the fifth time you've asked me if I like your dress. It's time to remove this question!
Actual
The most difficult question for a graduate:
“Is it worth it to sew a chic dress if the boys have already chipped in for a case of vodka?”
Topical
- Honey, where is my gray sweater?
- He is not here.
- How is it not?
Well, I threw it away...
- You are crazy!
- He was old and terrible, uncomfortable in front of people!
- What are you talking about? For 12 years he was handsome and fashionable, and then he suddenly became terrible?!
Philosophical
A well-dressed woman is paradise for men's eyes, hell for the soul, purgatory for the pocket.
Vital
New promotion from Armani:
“Buy two dresses from the new collection and get ... catch up with your husband!”
About fashion
New fur collection: "The last moth squeak".
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