Bike "Cautious customer"

The customer came to the studio.
- Have you been sewing men's trousers for a long time?
- thirty-seven years.
- Do you have a diploma?
- There is.
- Show me.
- You are welcome!
- See how the ink on the signature burned out!
So thirty-seven years have passed!
- Yes... But still, I would like to know who signed your diploma.
- I do not remember.
- ... Can you sew trousers for my figure?
- Yes I can.
- And I have a special figure! ...
-?
- Here, please pay attention: first I have a stomach ..., then - a stomach ..., then - legs ... I have two of them ...
-?
- So you can sew on such a figure?
- Yes!
- Excuse me, before entrusting you with the fabric, I want to ask you one more thing: when you go home, do the fabrics stay here?
- Yes!!
- Do you lock them up?
- Yes!!
- How many keys do you have?
- two!!!
- And who has the second key?
- I have!!!
- You know, I'll think a little more ...
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!